Nice sunny day for a trip to the Post Office. Wank.
This morning 10.11am

I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/wBsLoXc8
Friday 3.50am

R.I.P. Sophia from my series of BB. Such a shame, she was a lovely girl.
Friday 2.58am

On the heels of my successful song Bumberclart, I am now writing a concept album about Ravioli.
Thursday 3.48am

I just became sad. Why do some croutons float and others sink? It just doesn't make sense.
15 May 7.36am

I just wrote a song called Bumberclart. I'll sing it for you if you like.
14 May 12.59pm

Today I shall put chips in my mouth, chew and swallow.
12 May 10.11am

Was bored earlier so treated myself to a nice sit down piss.
10 May 7.04pm

Congrats Ronnie O' Sullivan. Class.
8 May 12.03am

Ali Carter really is a douchebag.
7 May 3.17pm

@BBCSnooker That was the best break I've ever seen. Genius.
6 May 4.17pm

Ronnie O' Sullivan is a genius.
5 May 6.51pm

There's nothing better in Snooker than watch Neil Robertson lose. Ha ha ha Go Ronnie!
2 May 7.56pm

Avengers. Hmmm, good, but not as good as everyone says.
2 May 12.51am

Cannot believe how much Royal Mail has increased their prices. Fucking thieving wankers. And the service is worse than ever.
1 May 2 pm

Dr Who goes metal... http://t.co/49Y1HNvG
1 May 12.24pm

I just invented a game called balls. Basically, it's like Pool, only all the balls are the same colour. You keep... http://t.co/viCxk7dr
30 Apr 6.24pm

@BBCSnooker Please tell Terry Griffiths to stop saying "lickle" instead of "little". It's so annoying.
29 Apr 6.40pm

RT @zombiehood: I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "Jade Blocksidge" http://t.co/dFlvIrj5
29 Apr 6.38pm

@BBCSnooker Why do commentators say any type of smile by players is a wry smile?
27 Apr 8.23pm

@IrrepressibleDH having a mint feast in your 'honour'
NinaHarvey (Nina Harvey)
Yesterday 2.17pm

@irrepressibledh Why don't you tweet back your long haired arsehole
Matthew56595097 (Matthew Wright )
Friday 7.23pm

#FF @Talin49 @eggvip @crabbyknickers @sarahlestrange @CharlesMacStout @AshAtalla @megveg @IrrepressibleDH @safetyphoto @VenusDeMileage
m_robertson_UK (Martin Robertson)
Friday 6.17pm

@bobster91 you should follow @irrepressibleDH !!! Wait till u see!!!
yas22xx (yasmin loughman)
Friday 5.23pm

@IrrepressibleDH hi marcus long time no speak, how is tricks?
PhilipTheSub (Philip The Sub)
Friday 4.25pm

#FF #FollowFriday @chuckdawg1999 @Caped_Crusader @LewisSheedy @IrrepressibleDH @GuruPlanet @TudorGames @Steel_Brigade @jimjimmyjones
DnJ_Toys (Joe@DnJ_Toys)
Friday 2.49pm

#FF please follow these nutters @speewee @fiatpanda @IrrepressibleDH @scott01285 @marktaylor79 @vangjel_k @DrunkDumbf***s @RobVito
EmzSpadge (Emma Hardman)
Friday 2.12pm

@irrepressibledh that is really sad!
laurawatts11 (laura watts)
Friday 4.52am

@IrrepressibleDH to dude what ever happened to that movie you made? Wasn't it a horror or something?? Did it go straight to VHS? Lol
ManicMilner (TRENT MILNER)
Friday 4.52am