Newly crowned Head of House Rachel Rice gets an education in boyfriend behaviour from her fellow housemates.
Rex Newmark, Stuart Pilkington and Dale Howard wasted no time in sharing their concerns when Rachel told them that her boyfriend Richard may now be in Ayia Napa.
They informed her that lads give the "guilt hug" when they come back from a week away, especially about "the pat", and saying "I love you". All being signs of guilt.
"Napa, where the ladies are FRESH, and free, and single to mingle", chipped Rex.
"Richard's probably out now with some girl dancing between his legs"
"I love my boyfriend and I trust him", replied Rachel.
"And I suprised at you Rex. I thought you of all people would understand"
"It's because I'm you friend", Rex stated.
"It's why I tell you"
Rachel told them Richard's age and the length of time she'd been seeing him when asked.
"25? Hot blooded. He's in the prime of life", teased Dale and Stuart.
"4 and a half years? Tricky time, coming up to troubled waters. It'll be the 4 and a half year itch"
Rachel fared no better when it came to lights out. As HoH she tried to order Rex and Dale to switch the lights out, but Rex told HER to do it, and she duly obliged.
After lights out, Rex continued the teasing by producing Ayia Napa music sounds, much to the mirth of the others.
Rachel, we salute your courage in the face of such onslaught.