The residents of the luxury bedroom were gently woken from their slumber by the dulcet tones of Big Brother. A change from the usual annoying alarms.

To entice her from her reverie Darnell began serenading Maysoon…… with no effect. He turned his attentions to Rex and in a far less gentle manner flung his duvet off. He was not amused. Rex only seems to laugh at others misfortunes and is quite direct and cutting. Given that making friends was one of the reasons he entered the house - he has a funny way of showing it. He pushes people away with his cutting remarks and put downs, actively making it difficult for people to warm to him.

Members of the hell fraternity were given the arduous task of peeling a mountain of potatoes in return for a chance to nominate. Poorly Luke was exempt. Is it me or is it just a coincidence his malaise came after his tonsil hockey episode with Becks!!??!.

The Spud peeling task was completed in 3 hours and 39 minutes and Big Brother was satisfied it was performed to an exemplary standard.

Nominations were once again completed. Belinda amassed 5 votes and fell foul of many in the house for reasons including snoring, talking about herself, probing/interrogating people, Mikey going so far as to say she was “the biggest nosey parker” he’d ever met, her obsessions with drama games and her wabba, dabba, dooby, dooying.

Rex received 6 votes for reasons including his big head, sarcastic, nasty manner, his scathing remarks and that “he wants to go”

Dale, Kathreya, Michael, Maysoon and Sara received no nominations.

Fish & Chips were delivered to the heavenly housemates by Darnell. “Big Brother has rewarded us because you guys worked so hard” he piped up, dishing out the grub.

Rebecca’s face was a picture, full of longing and loathing.

“I hope you guys are sick” shouted Mikey enviously