Lucky escape. Was gonna 'drop the kids off at the pool' then realised i had no toilet paper before i started. God bless 24 hr tesco lol
Tonight 10.26pm

@xSophieReadex @MissLMcCoole Sounds like the kinda party i need an invite 2 lol
Tonight 10.25pm

@This_sites_shit Ha ha well i had a good old chat with the 1 u left me with at the end. Let's just say YOU could be 'in play' bro ;-)
Tonight 10.24pm

@This_sites_shit Ha ha bro i'm following u now so u can private message me ur number. U need 2 follow me as well so i can reply :-)
Tonight 10.18pm

@terrychristian 100% NO 2 'Uncle Woy' Bodgeson. The guys is not cut out 4 the job. He works better with lesser players ie Fulham & West Brom
Tonight 10.17pm

@adeyinkaj He was in our class at school lol
Tonight 9.03pm

@louhiggy Englands a bigger job
Tonight 9.03pm

@kevintarbuck lol I'm not sure thats the job of the England manager
Tonight 9 pm

@shezness I'm a Milan fan. Since the Boban, Savicevic, Desailly etc. These days Italian football lacks flair & entertainment. BORING lol
Tonight 9 pm

@StephenStork Yeh well i cant help them on that 1. But they can start by picking the right team & making them play with pace & skill
Tonight 8.56pm

@MrMJA @GordonBoateng Ha ha THE GAFFER!
Tonight 8.53pm

@AdamDuffy I'm game. Lets do it
Tonight 8.48pm

@bowziesfarm Exactly. They practically put him up there with Hitler & Gary Glitter
Tonight 8.48pm

@JuJu_xxx @_jenstweet_ Then u guys should DEFFO want him 2 take the England job coz at the moment they're kicking ur AZZ lol
Tonight 8.47pm

@kevintarbuck Nope. I only play games i can WIN at ha ha
Tonight 8.45pm

@JuJu_xxx @_jenstweet_ Who gives a shit what happens 2 spurs after Harry ditches them lol
Tonight 8.37pm

@shezness lol Yeh his sides (barring AC Milan & Los Galacticos) always BLUDGEONED sides 2 death with BORING functional mechanical football
Tonight 8.36pm

@JuJu_xxx No probs :-)
Tonight 8.35pm

@louhiggy @greedymo Harry is leaving Spurs sooner or later. Theres more chance of my dick TALKING 2 me than him turning down England job lol
Tonight 8.35pm

@bowziesfarm press r the biggest problem. They always whip the country into a frenzy pre tournament, soon as it gets tough they turn on them
Tonight 8.34pm

@VicEbuwaSlick 1 stop wank shop! U mite even get a hollyoaks babes calendar half price! #tescosellseverything xx
miss_spoor (zoe spoor)
Tonight 11.52pm

@VicEbuwaSlick wow great bowel control even so!lol
sylviesx (sylvie)
Tonight 11.51pm

@VicEbuwaSlick That's what phonebooks are for...emergencies
jimmy_smash (James Smash )
Tonight 11.51pm

@VicEbuwaSlick These are the sorts of updates Twitter was made for, Vic.
FiascoMac (Fiona)
Tonight 11.44pm

@VicEbuwaSlick Omfg. My eyes! My somewhat beautiful eyes!
MHiavellian (Ben Posnett)
Tonight 11.42pm

@VicEbuwaSlick lol u so nasty!!! Why u gotta tell d whole world that?? Hold ur breaths Ebuwas,I know he cn kill that toilet on a normal day!
skinnygirllevy (Laura Levy)
Tonight 11.40pm

@VicEbuwaSlick release the black mans toe ?
craig_co (craig taylor)
Tonight 11.36pm

@VicEbuwaSlick wow too much info!
alexadamsbb (alex adams )
Tonight 11.34pm

@VicEbuwaSlick lmfao!
SelinaOshea (sel'shotlips)
Tonight 11.32pm

@VicEbuwaSlick I like yer wording vic
belizemarc (marc)
Tonight 11.30pm

@VicEbuwaSlick you done really well to stop mid flow! well in!
josephh89 (josephh wilkie)
Tonight 11.29pm

@VicEbuwaSlick So you're the one that leaves "presents" in the aisles!! ;-)
bg_evl (Stephen O'Brien)
Tonight 11.29pm

@VicEbuwaSlick had the same issue at work earlier!! #CheckBeforeYouPoop!
StuPhazey (Stuart Phazey)
Tonight 11.29pm